Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Your mom

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.