look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.