When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.