Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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being super bored at school

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.