I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.