I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Your mom

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.