Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Giving my dog a massage.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I have seen a UFO

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Take baths

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.