Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Take baths

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.