Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Giving my dog a massage.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Your mom

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I want to suck on your penis

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.