Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.