You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Giving my dog a massage.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Take baths

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.