Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Giving my dog a massage.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Take baths

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

KICK THE CAN

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

bounce when your tip toeing.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.