When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Your mom

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.