start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I have seen a UFO

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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smoke marijuana

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.