whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Go on this site to feel normal.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Your mom

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

I want to suck on your penis

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.