wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.