When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Your mom

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.