When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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k. everyone

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.