Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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sit in the shower

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Your mom

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.