When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.