While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.