getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I have seen a UFO

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.