Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I have seen a UFO

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.