Your mom

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.