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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.