"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.