wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.