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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.