stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Your mom

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.