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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Take baths
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.
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Your mom
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Giving my dog a massage.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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