When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Take baths

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.