when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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being super bored at shool

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.