hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I have seen a UFO

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.