Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.