getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Take baths

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.