Made after doomsday plans

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I eat ass

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.