you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.