I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.