Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.