I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I have seen a UFO

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.