I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.