Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Fart at home

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.