Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I have seen a UFO

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.