look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Made after doomsday plans

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.