Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I eat ass

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.