Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

thumb_up thumb_down -149

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

thumb_up thumb_down -40

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

thumb_up thumb_down -66

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

masturbate quietly in my room.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

thumb_up thumb_down -110

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.