Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Made after doomsday plans

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

I want to suck on your penis

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.