When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Made after doomsday plans

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.