Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.