stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.