I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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KICK THE CAN

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.