Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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misread dig bick

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I can't trill my R's

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.