after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I want to suck on your penis

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.