I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.