When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Made after doomsday plans

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.