I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I have seen a UFO

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.