I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.