stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.