Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.