When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I never feel bored

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I pee in the shower. :3

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.