Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.