When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.