Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I want to suck on your penis

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.