Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.