Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.