I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.