Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I have seen a UFO

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.