whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.