When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I want to suck on your penis

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I have seen a UFO

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.