Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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misread dig bick

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.