Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I eat ass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.