When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.