when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.