Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.