When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.