Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Set Fire to the Rain

When out I like to "people watch."

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.