stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I have seen a UFO

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.