I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.