i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I can't trill my R's

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.