When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.