Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I eat ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.