Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I apologize, when i bump against things.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.