dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.