When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I always think I have special powers

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.