I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.