Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.