When out I like to "people watch."

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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misread dig bick

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.