I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.