fall asleep in the shower.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.