Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.