type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.