Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

open the fridge A eat food B think

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.