open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.