Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.