Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.