You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.