When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Take baths

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I want to suck on your penis

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.