When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.