When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.