When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Pee in the shower

Poop naked.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.