I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

im going to kill that person and get away with it

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.