- Things You Think Only You Do

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

misread dig bick

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.