- Things You Think Only You Do

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.