Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

thumb_up thumb_down -79

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

thumb_up thumb_down

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -12

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

thumb_up thumb_down -28

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.