- Things You Think Only You Do

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

misread dig bick

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.