Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.