I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.