Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Take baths

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I want to suck on your penis

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.