Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.