Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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misread dig bick

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.