- Things You Think Only You Do

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.