Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Talk to my cat.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.