When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.