When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.