You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.