I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.