masturbate quietly in my room.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Talk to my cat.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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misread dig bick

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.