I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Talk to my cat.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.