In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.