Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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get really confused

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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misread dig bick

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.