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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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I always think I have special powers
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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.