Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.