Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.