Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.