Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.