I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.