Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.