Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When out I like to "people watch."

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.