When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.