when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.