Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Watch the same movies over and over

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

chew on the side of my teeth

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.