Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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misread dig bick

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.