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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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misread dig bick
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.