I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.