I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.