Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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get really confused

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.