Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Talk to my cat.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.