Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.