When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

i see almost everything as a sign

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Talk to my cat.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

misread dig bick

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.