Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.