think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pee in the shower

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.