When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.