Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.