Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

misread dig bick

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.