Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -116

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

thumb_up thumb_down -65

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Try to see nipples through body paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

im going to kill that person and get away with it

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.