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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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get really confused

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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misread dig bick

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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being super bored at shool

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.