coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.