When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.