When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.