Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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being super bored at shool

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.