think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.