I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.