Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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misread dig bick

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.