when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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misread dig bick

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.