Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.