- Things You Think Only You Do

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

im going to kill that person and get away with it

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.