The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.