I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.