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Poop naked.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.