At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.