sneeze without closing my eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I rehearse arguments in my head.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

I meow when my cat meows.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

always check thde back seat before starting the car

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

thumb_up thumb_down -67

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

thumb_up thumb_down -71

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Try to see nipples through body paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

misread dig bick

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.