- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.