- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.