I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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get really confused

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.