Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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misread dig bick

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.