Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.