fall asleep in the shower.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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get really confused

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.