daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.