Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.