Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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being super bored at shool

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.