When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.