Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.