I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.