Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.