Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Vote for the other guy

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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get really confused

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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misread dig bick

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.