Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.