If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.