Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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misread dig bick

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.