Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.