I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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get really confused

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.