In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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get really confused

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.