when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.