I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

thumb_up thumb_down -36

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I meow when my cat meows.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Try to see nipples through body paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Brake for tail-gaters

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

thumb_up thumb_down -61

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

thumb_up thumb_down -67

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.