In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.