Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Made after doomsday plans

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.