Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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being super bored at shool

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.