sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.