Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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get really confused

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.