Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.