think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

thumb_up thumb_down -29

misread dig bick

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

being super bored at shool

thumb_up thumb_down -75

i see almost everything as a sign

thumb_up thumb_down -81

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -112

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

thumb_up thumb_down -19

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.