Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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misread dig bick

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.