Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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misread dig bick

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.