While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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get really confused

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.