get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.