ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.