Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.