stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.