Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.