Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.