I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.