I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pee in the shower

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.