Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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fall asleep in the shower.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.