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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Poop naked.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.