- Things You Think Only You Do

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

KICK THE CAN

Fart at home

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Eat ice by itself

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Pee in the shower

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.