I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.