Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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misread dig bick

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.