When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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get really confused

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.