I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.