Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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get really confused

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.