At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.