Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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get really confused

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.