I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.