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being super bored at shool

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.