Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.