I apologize, when i bump against things.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Take baths

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.