Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.