- Things You Think Only You Do

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I meow when my cat meows.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.