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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.