- Things You Think Only You Do

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

open the fridge A eat food B think

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.