I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.