only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.