Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.