When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

get really confused

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -27

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

thumb_up thumb_down -27

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

thumb_up thumb_down -31

misread dig bick

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

thumb_up thumb_down -51

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.