Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.