Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.