When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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misread dig bick

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.