Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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get really confused

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.