when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I eat ass

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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speak proper english

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.