when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.