Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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misread dig bick

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.