I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.