Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.