I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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get really confused

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.