Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.