Poop naked.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.