Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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i see almost everything as a sign

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.