Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Vote for the other guy

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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get really confused

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.