Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.