If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Talk to my cat.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.