When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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being super bored at shool

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.