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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.