imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.