get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.