Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.