Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Vote for the other guy

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.