When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.