Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.