Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.