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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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I always think I have special powers
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.