Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.