When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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misread dig bick

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I meow when my cat meows.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.