Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.