When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.