Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.