Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.