Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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get really confused

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.