Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.