When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.