When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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get really confused

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Vote for the other guy

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.