Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I can't trill my R's

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I eat ass

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.