Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Fart at home

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.