I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.