I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.