Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I can't trill my R's

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.