I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Pee in the shower

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.