When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.