Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.