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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.