Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have never watched Star Wars.

Watch the same movies over and over

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

chew on the side of my teeth

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.