stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Fart at home

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.