When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.