Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.