I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.