- Things You Think Only You Do

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.