Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.