Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.