Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.