- Things You Think Only You Do

sneeze without closing my eyes

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Your mom

This song will not come out of my head!

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.