Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Your mom

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.