When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.