Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Eat ice by itself

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.