when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Watch the same movies over and over

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

thumb_up thumb_down -49

being super bored at shool

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I eat ass

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.