If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.