When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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speak proper english

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.