I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.