- Things You Think Only You Do

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Set Fire to the Rain

being super bored at shool

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.