When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.