- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.