Talk to my cat.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I always think I have special powers

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I can't trill my R's

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.