Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.