I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Play Minecraft

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.