interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.