Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.