- Things You Think Only You Do

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Eat ice by itself

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Pee in the shower

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.