Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Eat ice by itself

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.