When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I eat ass

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.