Talk to my cat.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

KICK THE CAN

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

being super bored at shool

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

laziness .... its all in the mind

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.