Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Pee in the shower

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.