Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.