- Things You Think Only You Do

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Set Fire to the Rain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.