Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Eat ice by itself

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.