- Things You Think Only You Do

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I have never watched Star Wars.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.