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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.