Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.