put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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get really confused

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.