- Things You Think Only You Do

sneeze without closing my eyes

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I eat ass

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Set Fire to the Rain

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Play Minecraft

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.