I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Play Minecraft

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Talk to my cat.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.