Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.