I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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being super bored at shool

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.