Talk to my cat.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

sneeze without closing my eyes

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Eat ice by itself

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Set Fire to the Rain

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.