I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

thumb_up thumb_down -31

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.