Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.