I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.