Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.