See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

sneeze without closing my eyes

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Vote for the other guy

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.