- Things You Think Only You Do

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.