draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I eat ass

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.