Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.