Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.