- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.