Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.