Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.