Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I apologize, when i bump against things.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.