When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.