I like to eat the crust on pizzas

being super bored at shool

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Pee in the shower

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.