try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Poop naked.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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KICK THE CAN

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.