When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Pee in the shower

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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being super bored at shool

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.