Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

open the fridge A eat food B think

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.