play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I apologize, when i bump against things.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.