I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.