I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.