See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.