Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.