Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.