- Things You Think Only You Do

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Eat ice by itself

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.