Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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being super bored at shool

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.