In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Pee in the shower

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.