I have walked into a sliding glass door

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

being super bored at shool

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

laziness .... its all in the mind

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.