Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.