strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play Minecraft

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pee in the shower

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.