When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.