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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.