spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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being super bored at shool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.