sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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being super bored at shool

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.