I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.