- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Poop naked.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.