I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.