Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Eat ice by itself

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.