Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I always think I have special powers

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.