When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Play Minecraft

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

open the fridge A eat food B think

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.