The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.