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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.