- Things You Think Only You Do

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Eat ice by itself

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.