place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.