It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.