When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Vote for the other guy

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.