When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.