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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.