Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Pee in the shower

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Pee in the shower

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.