Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Vote for the other guy

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Pee in the shower

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.