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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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