Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.