Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

chewing icecream before you swallow it

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.