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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Pee in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.