Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Pee in the shower

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.