Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.