pull out a flies wings and let it go

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play Minecraft

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.