If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

KICK THE CAN

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Sitting next to a banana called James

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Play Minecraft

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.