- Things You Think Only You Do

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

It's hot but I still have on covers

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Eat ice by itself

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Play Minecraft

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.