Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

i see almost everything as a sign

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.