Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Talk to my cat.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.