- Things You Think Only You Do

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

i see almost everything as a sign

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I meow when my cat meows.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.