I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.