- Things You Think Only You Do

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.