Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.