repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

chew on the side of my teeth

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

laziness .... its all in the mind

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.