pull out a flies wings and let it go

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

always check thde back seat before starting the car

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Play Minecraft

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.