- Things You Think Only You Do

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.