- Things You Think Only You Do

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

This song will not come out of my head!

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.