I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Take baths

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.