While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Eat ice by itself

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.