- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.