- Things You Think Only You Do

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I masturbate with sandpaper

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.