Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.