skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Poop naked.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

KICK THE CAN

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.