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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Eat ice by itself
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Play Minecraft
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.