put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.