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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Talk to my cat.
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get really confused
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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check shower for murder then pee
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.