I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

get really confused

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.