Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.