WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.