Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Pee in the shower

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.