Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.