I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.