Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I never feel bored

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.