I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.