Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.