Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Poop naked.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.