play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.