- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Eat ice by itself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.