Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I have never watched Star Wars.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.