Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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Pee in the shower

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.