When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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being super bored at shool

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Vote for the other guy

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.