wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.