I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

get really confused

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

check shower for murder then pee

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.