- Things You Think Only You Do

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

i see almost everything as a sign

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.