do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.