When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.