think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.