- Things You Think Only You Do

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

This song will not come out of my head!

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.