When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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wonder who wrote these things

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.