I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.