Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.