Pee in the shower

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.