When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.