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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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get really confused
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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check shower for murder then pee
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.