When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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being super bored at shool

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.