- Things You Think Only You Do

Pee in the shower

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Vote for the other guy

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

chew on the side of my teeth

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.