Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat ice by itself

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Play Minecraft

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pee in the shower

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.