Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Poop naked.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.