It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Poop naked.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.