Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.