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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.