Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.