I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Play Minecraft

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.