Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Eat ice by itself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.