When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I have never watched Star Wars.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.