I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Still record on VHS tapes.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

chew on the side of my teeth

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.