I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.