do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.