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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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When out I like to "people watch."
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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