When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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KICK THE CAN

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.