Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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speak proper english

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.