Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.