When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.