Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Pee in the shower

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.