When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.