start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Vote for the other guy

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Set Fire to the Rain

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.