when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.