close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Poop naked.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.