close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Pee in the shower

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.