i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Watch the same movies over and over

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Think about breathing...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.