Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.