When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.