I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -55

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

thumb_up thumb_down +14

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.