- Things You Think Only You Do

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.