I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

speak proper english

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.