get really confused

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Pee in the shower

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.