Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

speak proper english

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.