Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.