Still record on VHS tapes.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

This song will not come out of my head!

sing like a pro in da shower

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.