Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

i see almost everything as a sign

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.