when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.