Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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get really confused

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.