I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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misread dig bick

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.