Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get really confused

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.