Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.