- Things You Think Only You Do

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I hate being called "buddy".

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

sing like a pro in da shower

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Vote for the other guy

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.