Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.