Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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speak proper english

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.