Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Play Minecraft

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.