Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.