Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.