When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Poop naked.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.