Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Pee in the shower

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.