- Things You Think Only You Do

check shower for murder then pee

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.