Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.