Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.