- Things You Think Only You Do

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

speak proper english

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.