When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.