I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I never feel bored

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.