Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.