- Things You Think Only You Do

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Still record on VHS tapes.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

This song will not come out of my head!

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

wonder who wrote these things

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.