I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.