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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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speak proper english
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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Make hand gestures when talking on phone
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.