Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Still record on VHS tapes.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.