Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.