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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Poop naked.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.