The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.