Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.