Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.