Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.