Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sing like a pro in da shower

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.