In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Eat ice by itself

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.