when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pee in the shower

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.