I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Vote for the other guy

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.