I have never watched Star Wars.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

sing like a pro in da shower

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Vote for the other guy

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Poop naked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.