- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Still record on VHS tapes.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When out I like to "people watch."

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.