When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.