Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.