Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Pee in the shower

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.