I hate being called "buddy".

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.