I have never watched Star Wars.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.