When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Having gay sex

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.