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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.