When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.