clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Poop naked.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.