skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.