When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.