Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.