Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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speak proper english

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.