make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.