Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.