When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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speak proper english

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.