I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.