When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Pee in the shower

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.