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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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-30
Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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-34
I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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-38
Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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-38
Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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-40
Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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-42
If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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-42
Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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-44
This song will not come out of my head!
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-46
When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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-48
Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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-52
Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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-54
Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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-56
When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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-58
something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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-60
Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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-64
Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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-64
Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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-66
Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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-72
Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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-74
Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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-78
i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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-80
Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.