When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Vote for the other guy

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.