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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Pee in the shower

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.