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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Poop naked.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.