i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

This song will not come out of my head!

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.