Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.