Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Set Fire to the Rain

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.