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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Eat ice by itself

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

i see almost everything as a sign

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.