- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

It's hot but I still have on covers

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

sing like a pro in da shower

Eat ice by itself

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.