take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sing like a pro in da shower

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.