If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.