Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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sing like a pro in da shower

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Vote for the other guy

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When out I like to "people watch."

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.