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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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Vote for the other guy
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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speak proper english
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.