I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.