When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.