When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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sing like a pro in da shower

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.