I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.