I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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wonder who wrote these things

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.