clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Poop naked.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.