At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Vote for the other guy

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.