- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Brake for tail-gaters

sing like a pro in da shower

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

wonder who wrote these things

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.