- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.