When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Vote for the other guy

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.