Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.