put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.