Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Brake for tail-gaters

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wonder who wrote these things

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.