I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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speak proper english

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.