get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.