I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Eat ice by itself

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.