When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.