- Things You Think Only You Do

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.