When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.