When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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This song will not come out of my head!

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.