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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.