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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.