When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.