think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

thumb_up thumb_down -68

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

thumb_up thumb_down -72

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

thumb_up thumb_down -78

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

thumb_up thumb_down +19

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.