Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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This song will not come out of my head!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Vote for the other guy

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.