Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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wonder who wrote these things

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chew on the side of my teeth

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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speak proper english

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.