speak proper english

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pee in the shower

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.