Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.