pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.