At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.