- Things You Think Only You Do

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

wonder who wrote these things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.