- Things You Think Only You Do

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.