get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

speak proper english

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.