I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.