I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Still record on VHS tapes.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

call someone by a siblings name.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.