After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

call someone by a siblings name.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sing like a pro in da shower

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

i see almost everything as a sign

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

I always think I have special powers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.