think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.