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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.