I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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being super bored at shool

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.