read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

speak proper english

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Pee in the shower

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.