make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.