Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Poop naked.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.