sing like a pro in da shower

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.