I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.