Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

sing like a pro in da shower

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

chew on the side of my teeth

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.