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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Pee in the shower
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.