going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I can't trill my R's

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.