Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.