Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I meow when my cat meows.

Pee in the shower

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.