daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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wonder who wrote these things

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.