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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.