Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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My parents are annoying.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.