After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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i see almost everything as a sign

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.