- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Pee in the shower

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.