Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.