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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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wonder who wrote these things
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-59
chew on the side of my teeth
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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speak proper english
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.