I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I hate being called "buddy".

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.