I have never watched Star Wars.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Eat ice by itself

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.