sing like a pro in da shower

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.