if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Vote for the other guy

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This song will not come out of my head!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.