Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Play Minecraft

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.