when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.