Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.