When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.