take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.