I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

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