Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.