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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.