i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.