take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.