Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.