Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Vote for the other guy

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.