Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Eat ice by itself

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.