Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.