If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.