When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.