- Things You Think Only You Do

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.