When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

wonder who wrote these things

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.