I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I have never watched Star Wars.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

I masturbate with sandpaper

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

speak proper english

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.