When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.