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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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wonder who wrote these things
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.