Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.