When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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wonder who wrote these things

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.