Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.