Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.