I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.