I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.