make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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check shower for murder then pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.