Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.