I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.