I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.