Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.