when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Vote for the other guy

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.