daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.