When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.