Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.