when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.