Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I push the door open with my stomach

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I never feel bored

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.