Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.