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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.