Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

check shower for murder then pee

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.