When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.