Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.