Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.