Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.