when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.