Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I meow when my cat meows.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.