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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.