Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.