Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pee in the shower

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.