I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.