- Things You Think Only You Do

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

chew on the side of my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.