There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.