At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.