When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

call someone by a siblings name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.