I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.