- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.