Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

My parents are annoying.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

chewing icecream before you swallow it

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.