I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.