- Things You Think Only You Do

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When out I like to "people watch."

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.