This song will not come out of my head!

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.