I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.