I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I never feel bored

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.