Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I meow when my cat meows.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.