Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Pee in the shower

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.