If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.