when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.