DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
…
Next ›
Last »
I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-35
I tell inanimate objects what to do.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-35
Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-35
Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
I masturbate with sandpaper
thumb_up
thumb_down
-47
Vote for the other guy
thumb_up
thumb_down
-51
Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-67
When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
thumb_up
thumb_down
-73
Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
thumb_up
thumb_down
-73
Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-77
I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-81
« First
‹ Prev
…
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.