- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee in the shower. :3

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Play as both sides on fifa

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I masturbate with sandpaper

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.