Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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My parents are annoying.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.