Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -72

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -74

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -88

I chew around the center of carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

thumb_up thumb_down +29

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

thumb_up thumb_down -15

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

thumb_up thumb_down -23

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

thumb_up thumb_down -23

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Look at my poop before flushing

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.