make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I pee in the shower. :3

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I masturbate with sandpaper

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.