Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.