Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.