- Things You Think Only You Do

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I masturbate with sandpaper

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.