smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.