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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.