I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.