- Things You Think Only You Do

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.