Play as both sides on fifa

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Think about breathing...

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Pee in the shower

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.