I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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speak proper english

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.