I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.