I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.