After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Vote for the other guy

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Think about breathing...

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Boinked my neighbor

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.