Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pee in the shower

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.