Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.