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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.