In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.