Play as both sides on fifa

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

call someone by a siblings name.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Think about breathing...

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Pee in the shower

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.