See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.