I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.