Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.