When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.