moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.