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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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I meow when my cat meows.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.