Boinked my neighbor

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.