Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Play as both sides on fifa

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.