I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

My parents are annoying.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.