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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.