When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.