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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Think about breathing...
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.