Having gay sex

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.