Vote for the other guy

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about breathing...

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.