I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.