Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.