collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.