- Things You Think Only You Do

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I pee in the shower. :3

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Play as both sides on fifa

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

call someone by a siblings name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.