I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.