smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Vote for the other guy

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

I meow when my cat meows.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

bounce when your tip toeing.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.