touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.