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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Vote for the other guy
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.