when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.