Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.