I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.