Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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check shower for murder then pee

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.