It's hot but I still have on covers

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Think about breathing...

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.