- Things You Think Only You Do

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Think about breathing...

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Look at my poop before flushing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.