If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Think about breathing...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.