Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Boinked my neighbor

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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get really confused

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.