When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.