When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.