Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.