THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

thumb_up thumb_down -40

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -52

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

thumb_up thumb_down -52

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Think about breathing...

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

thumb_up thumb_down -92

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +37

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

thumb_up thumb_down -5

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.