Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.