Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.