Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.