- Things You Think Only You Do

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

-30

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

-30

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

-34

Play as both sides on fifa

-34

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

-34

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

-38

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

-40

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

-46

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

-48

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

-52

Vote for the other guy

-54

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

-54

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

-56

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

check shower for murder then pee

I think about other women when having sex

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Play as both sides on fifa

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Vote for the other guy

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Things You Think Only You Do