I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.