I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.