Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.