say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.