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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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Think about breathing...
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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Look at my poop before flushing
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.