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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Look at my poop before flushing
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.