When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Think about breathing...

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.