When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.