When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Picking my nose.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.