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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Vote for the other guy

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.