I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.