- Things You Think Only You Do

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Pretend animals talk to you!

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.