When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I never feel bored

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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humiliating little girls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.