Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.