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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.