When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.