When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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check shower for murder then pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.