- Things You Think Only You Do

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I don't read the terms of service.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.