THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.