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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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I push the door open with my stomach
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.