I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

being super bored at shool

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.