Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Brake for tail-gaters

I chew around the center of carrots.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I meow when my cat meows.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Look at my poop before flushing

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.