Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.