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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I never feel bored

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.