- Things You Think Only You Do

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Look at my poop before flushing

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.