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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Think about breathing...
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.