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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.