Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Having gay sex

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.