When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

check shower for murder then pee

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Think about breathing...

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I meow when my cat meows.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.