smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I chew around the center of carrots.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I meow when my cat meows.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.