Play as both sides on fifa

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.