I pee in the shower. :3

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.