Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.