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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.