When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

check shower for murder then pee

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.