When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.