I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.