Look at my poop before flushing

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.