When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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check shower for murder then pee

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about breathing...

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.