I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Boinked my neighbor

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.