When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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check shower for murder then pee

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about breathing...

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.