- Things You Think Only You Do

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.