Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.