Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Think about breathing...

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.