I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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smoke marijuana

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.