Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Made after doomsday plans

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.