Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.