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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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-33
I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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-58
I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.
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-62
I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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-112
Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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+57
in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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-7
Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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-24
If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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-15
use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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-58
If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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-93
Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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-73
Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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-27
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.