Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.