Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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i see almost everything as a sign

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Eat ice by itself

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.