Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.