- Things You Think Only You Do

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

fap

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.