I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I was the real Stig...

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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check shower for murder then pee

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.