listen to madonnas new album

thumb_up thumb_down -38

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I really like taking shits.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

thumb_up thumb_down -29

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Do somthing only you do

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

thumb_up thumb_down -21

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

thumb_up thumb_down +415

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.