when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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misread dig bick

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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smoke marijuana

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.