everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

i masturbate with my feet

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.