- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

i see almost everything as a sign

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.