everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.