I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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being super bored at school

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.