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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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Picking my nose.
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Sitting down in the shower
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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fap
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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R A P E Children
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.