Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.