If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.