Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.