when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Think of numbers as male or female.

Justin Beiber is a woman

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.