Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Your mom

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.