When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.