I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Do somthing only you do

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.