Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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This song will not come out of my head!

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.