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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.
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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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sing in the shower
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.