Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I piss in the bed every night

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.