Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.