interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.