Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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i see almost everything as a sign

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.