Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.