Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.