when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.