I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.