When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.