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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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Think about breathing...
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.