Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.