It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.