Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.