Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I always think I have special powers

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.