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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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I can see a magic eye image
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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fart
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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im going to RAPEEEE that girl
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.