Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.