Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.