Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Courtesy flush.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.