Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

sing in the shower

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.