Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.