When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

bounce when your tip toeing.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Pee in the shower.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Take off the ends of the banana (

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.