get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.