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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.