i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Breathe.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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hate Justin Bieber

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.