I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.