When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Boinked my neighbor

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.