when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.