When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

being super bored at school

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I always cry when I pray.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.