I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Breathe.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.