Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.