I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I pee in the shower.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.