DIY LOL
Funny Tip Jars
Joe Blocked
Pointless Inventions
Stop Drop LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
…
Next ›
Last »
When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-59
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-71
Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+109
every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-110
Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
thumb_up
thumb_down
Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+65
in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
thumb_up
thumb_down
+76
i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me
thumb_up
thumb_down
+89
Eating chicken at KFC.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+7
Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
« First
‹ Prev
…
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.