When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.