Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.