I gotta get down of Friday

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.