Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Eating chicken at KFC.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I ejaculate fire and glory

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Thinking your life is a movie...

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.