When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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being super bored at school

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.