I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.