Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.