I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.