Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.