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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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RAPE CHILDREN
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.