i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Think about breathing...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.