Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.