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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Pee in the shower.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.