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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.