Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.