Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.