Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.