Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.