I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Do somthing only you do

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.