sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

I constantly talk to myself.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I hit the frig after sex

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Take off the ends of the banana (

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.