When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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penis

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.