The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.