Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Think about breathing...

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.