Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.