When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.