Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.