I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.