When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.