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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.
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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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My parents are annoying.
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Dancing while hoovering
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.