When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.