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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.