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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.