when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.