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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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whale sperm

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.