when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

get really confused

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.