Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.