Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.