When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

get bored so I fist myself for money

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Tear up when I poop

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Pee in the shower.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.