If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

I eat ass

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.