I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.