Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I think about life problems in the shower

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.