Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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i use dental dams

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.