When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Pee in the shower.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.