Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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sing in the shower

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.