Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Tried to suck ur own penis

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.