- Things You Think Only You Do

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.