I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.