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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.