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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.