listen to madonnas new album

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I really like taking shits.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Do somthing only you do

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.