Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Go on this site to feel normal.

I always think I have special powers

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.