I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Think of numbers as male or female.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.