when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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get really confused

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.