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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Boinked my neighbor
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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I pee in the shower. :3
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.