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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet
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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.