Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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R A P E Children

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.