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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.