Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Poo really loud

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.