Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Having gay sex

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.