Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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im going to rape that girl

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.