When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

Pee in the shower.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

I scratch and sniff.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

I used to eat bath bubbles

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.