pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.