I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.