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I pee in the shower. :3
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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I can see a magic eye image
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.