while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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fart

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.