Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

call someone by a siblings name.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.