- Things You Think Only You Do

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.