while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I control water in the shower.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.