Say what even when u heard someone

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.