when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.