Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Pee in the shower.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.