When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Poo really loud

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.