i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.