Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Talk to my cat.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.