I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I always think I have special powers

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.