When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.