Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.