after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Sleep with pillow between legs

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

fall asleep in the shower.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.