disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.