Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.