Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Pee in the shower.

incognito mode on google chrome

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Look at my poop before flushing

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.