I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.