- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

whale sperm

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.