I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.