Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

sit in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.