When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Vote for the other guy

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.