Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sitting down in the shower

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I think about life problems in the shower

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I push the door open with my stomach

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.