Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I always cry when I pray.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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get really confused

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.