When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.