make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.