i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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listen to madonnas new album

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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get really confused

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.