When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.