Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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KICK THE CAN

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Poop naked.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.