never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I think about life problems in the shower

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.