Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.