I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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being super bored at shool

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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being super bored at school

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.