Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.