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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

get really confused

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Set Fire to the Rain

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.