When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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smoke marijuana

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.