Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

I can't trill my R's

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

incognito mode on google chrome

chewing icecream before you swallow it

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.