Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.