when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I was the real Stig...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.