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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.
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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.