Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.