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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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get really confused

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.