When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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fart

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.