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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Take baths
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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i smoke weed all day.
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.