when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.