Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

I sleep in the nude.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.