Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I have seen a UFO

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.