I constantly talk to myself.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.