When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.