I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Talk to my cat.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.