Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Go on this site to feel normal.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Talk to my cat.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.