pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Tear up when I poop

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Take baths

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.