when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

thumb_up thumb_down -28

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

thumb_up thumb_down -42

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

thumb_up thumb_down -38

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

thumb_up thumb_down -50

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

thumb_up thumb_down -137

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.