I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.