Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.