Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.