If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Pee in the shower.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.