Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Eat ice by itself

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.