I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I have seen a UFO

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.