Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.