Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I hold my breath in elevators

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.