put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.