Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.