I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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check shower for murder then pee

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Talk to my cat.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.