I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

The older I get the more honest I get

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I gotta get down of Friday

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.