When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Dancing while hoovering

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.