When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.