Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.