When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.