I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Ur mum

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Sitting down in the shower

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

sing like a pro in da shower

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

being super bored at shool

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.