- Things You Think Only You Do

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.