sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Vote for the other guy

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.