Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.