getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.