When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I piss in the bed every night

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I control water in the shower.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.