When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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fap

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I chew my ice cream.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.