I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.