when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.