Pee in the shower.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.