I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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misread dig bick

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.