i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.