When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

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