never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.