When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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whale sperm

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.