Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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jack off

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.