I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.