Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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smoke marijuana

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.