not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.