Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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hallo

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.