did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.