"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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R A P E Children

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.