Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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My parents are annoying.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.