You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.