i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Pee in the shower

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When out I like to "people watch."

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.