Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.