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RAPE CHILDREN
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.