take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.