When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.