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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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