Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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humiliating little girls

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.