Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.