getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.