Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Mayada stupid

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Go outside and pee.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.