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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.