I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.