I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

check shower for murder then pee

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I hold my breath in elevators

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Giving my dog a massage.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

open the fridge A eat food B think

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Talk to my cat.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.