when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.