You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Brake for tail-gaters

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.