Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.