When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.