When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Giving my dog a massage.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I laugh easier when im with someone

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

listen to madonnas new album

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.