Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I can't trill my R's

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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incognito mode on google chrome

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.