Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.