Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I like to poo while smoking.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I cant ride a bike

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

bounce when your tip toeing.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.