- Things You Think Only You Do

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.