Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I know how to type a ¿

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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sit in the shower

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.