Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.