I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.