Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

The older I get the more honest I get

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.