Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thumb_up thumb_down -6

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Go on this site to feel normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,727

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Videotape my mother in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -113

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Talk to my cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

thumb_up thumb_down -52

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,989

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

thumb_up thumb_down -93

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

thumb_up thumb_down +316

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -136

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.