Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.