Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

wipe your hands on your pants

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.