I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I rape small children ;).

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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pick your nose and eat it

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.