When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.