I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I have seen a UFO

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

masturbate quietly in my room.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.