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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.