Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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fart

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.