Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Peeing in the shower

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.