Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.