When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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penis

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.