I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

It's hot but I still have on covers

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

jack off

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.