I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.