Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.