thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.