when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.