Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.