conundrum.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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suck my own penis

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.