In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

fall asleep in the shower.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Sitting down in the shower

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.