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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Made after doomsday plans
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.