When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.