I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.