You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.