Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I scratch and sniff.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.