When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.