When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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R A P E Children

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.