Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Courtesy flush.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.