If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.