Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I constantly talk to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down +223

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

thumb_up thumb_down -84

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

thumb_up thumb_down -105

Think about breathing...

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Vote for the other guy

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

suck my own penis

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Boinked my neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Poop naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.