When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.