wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

ASMR

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.