Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.