When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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i see almost everything as a sign

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Pee in the shower

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.