Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Say what even when u heard someone

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.