Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.