during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

blow nose. look at kleenex.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I control water in the shower.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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