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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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Pee in the shower.
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Pee in the shower
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.