make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I always cry when I pray.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.