i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I piss in the bed every night

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.