When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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being super bored at school

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.