I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.