Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.