- Things You Think Only You Do

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.