Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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sing in the shower

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.