Make up a song to yourself.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I was the real Stig...

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.