Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.