Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.