Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I chew around the center of carrots.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.