Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.