When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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k. everyone

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.