Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.