I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I piss in the bed every night

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.