Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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smoke marijuana

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Talk to my cat.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.