place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Pee in the shower

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.