Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.