Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.