We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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humiliating little girls

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.