When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.