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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.