After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.