Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

i use dental dams

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.