When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.