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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.