Look at my poo before I flush it.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Do somthing only you do

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I piss in the bed every night

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.