When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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fap

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.