i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.