realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I can't trill my R's

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Courtesy flush.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.