I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I hate being called "buddy".

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.