When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Be a loner at school

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.