get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.