When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

I have a phobia of incest

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.