I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.