Make up a song to yourself.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I was the real Stig...

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.