I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I sleep in the nude.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.