when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.