gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.