I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.