I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.