When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.