I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Take baths

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.