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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.