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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.