conundrum.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

suck my own penis

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.