Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.