Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.