Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.