Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.