When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Vote for the other guy

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.