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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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Made after doomsday plans
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.