Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.