Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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I click my teeth to music

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.