thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.