Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

being super bored at shool

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

chew on the side of my teeth

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.