Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Do somthing only you do

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.