Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Make up a song to yourself.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.