DIY LOL
Can't Be Unseen
Funny Exams
I AM DISAPPOINT
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
…
Next ›
Last »
suck my own penis
thumb_up
thumb_down
+37
Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1,648
Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
Think about things I should be doing with my life.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+15
Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-71
If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
thumb_up
thumb_down
+31
I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+203
Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+171
Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
thumb_up
thumb_down
+34
Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
hallo
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
thumb_up
thumb_down
+7
« First
‹ Prev
…
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.