Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.