Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.