When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I was the real Stig...

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.