think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Your mom

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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being super bored at shool

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.