I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Your mom

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

i use dental dams

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.