You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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shag your mom

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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k. everyone

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.