Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.