no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.