Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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fap

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.