Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.