recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.