When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.