When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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shag your mom

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.