When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.