wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.