Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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im going to rape that girl

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.