whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Take baths

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Poo really loud

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.