Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.