When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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ASMR

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.