worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.