smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

The older I get the more honest I get

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.