See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.