I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I scratch and sniff.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.