don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.