whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Take baths

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

i masturbate with my feet

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Poo really loud

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.