when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.