disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.