Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

I know how to type a ¿

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I piss in the bed every night

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Reading the terms of service :O....

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.