When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

I was not born in the country I am living in now

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.