sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.