Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.