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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.