Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

I scratch and sniff.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

fap

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.