Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.