Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Say what even when u heard someone

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.