Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.