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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.