When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.