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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Your mom
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.