I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Your mom

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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i use dental dams

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.