when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

I constantly talk to myself.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Say what even when u heard someone

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.