close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Pee in the shower

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.