While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.