When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Eat ice by itself

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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being super bored at shool

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.