Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Poo really loud

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.