Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.