Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.