Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Tried to suck ur own penis

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Picking my nose.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

I Masturbate Daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.