If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I sleep in the nude.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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make south park refferences every day

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.