Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.