Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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fap

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.