After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.