When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I click my teeth to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.