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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.
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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.