Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.