When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.