Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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get really confused

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.