I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.