I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I put big spaces in between comments

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.