I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.