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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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hallo
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.