I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.