Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.