when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Made after doomsday plans

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Make up a song to yourself.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.