when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.