Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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im going to rape that girl

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.