I gotta get down of Friday

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.