I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I never feel bored

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.