I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.