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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.