Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.