Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.