After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I pee in the shower.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

Giving my dog a massage.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.