Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.