Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Play as both sides on fifa

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

hate Justin Bieber

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.