Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

laziness .... its all in the mind

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I click my teeth to music

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.