Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.