- Things You Think Only You Do

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

I mean Diana Ross.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.