When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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whale sperm

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.