pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

I scratch and sniff.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Talk to my cat.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.