Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Giving my dog a massage.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Brake for tail-gaters

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.