I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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i masturbate with my feet

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.