i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.