When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Peeing in the shower

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.