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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.