draw the sun at the corner of the page

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.