When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.