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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.
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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.