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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.