Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

shag your mom

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.