Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.