Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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hate Justin Bieber

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.