If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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speak proper english

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.