Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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i smoke weed all day.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.