Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.