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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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sit in the shower
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.