Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Think of numbers as male or female.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.