Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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speak proper english

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.