sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.