Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.