when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Say what even when u heard someone

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.