Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I have a phobia of incest

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.