When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I click my teeth to music

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.