After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.