Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.