pick your nose and eat it

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.