Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.