when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I really like taking shits.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Dancing while hoovering

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Being fat

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.