imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Breathe.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.