I can see a magic eye image

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have a phobia of incest

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.