I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

RAPE CHILDREN

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

sneeze without closing my eyes

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.