When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

the power to regenerate your appendix

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.