Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I eat ass

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.