play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.