Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.