right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.