feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Picking my nose.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

I Masturbate Daily.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

I mean Diana Ross.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.