Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I have seen a UFO

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.