Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.