When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.