Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Fart at home

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.