Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.