When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.