Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

incognito mode on google chrome

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Poo really loud

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.