Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Think about breathing...

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.