Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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jack off

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.