Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.