cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Sometimes I toot.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.