I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Like a toy until it breaks.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.