Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

jack off

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.