Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I gotta get down of Friday

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.