I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I read the down voted posts

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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jack off

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.