When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.