I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Go outside and pee.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.