Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.