thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.