Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Sitting down in the shower

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.