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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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misread flashlight
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.