play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.