Run back into your room when your microwaving something

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Wonder why there are sites like this.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.