I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.