Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.