Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.