I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I pee in the shower.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.