Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.