I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I always think I have special powers

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.