Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I click my teeth to music

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.