I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sitting down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.