Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

get really confused

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.