when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.