collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.