I can see a magic eye image

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

I have a phobia of incest

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.