I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.