I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.