- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Eat ice by itself

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.