If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I always cry when I pray.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.