Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.