Courtesy flush.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Watch the same movies over and over

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.