When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Fart at home

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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misread flashlight

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.