try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.