stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.