Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.