I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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humiliating little girls

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.