think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.