Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

laziness .... its all in the mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.