try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.