I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.