pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.