Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.