Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Sometimes I toot.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

laziness .... its all in the mind

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.