i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Pee in the shower.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.