When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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i use dental dams

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.