Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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blink

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.