when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.