Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.