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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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shag your mom
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.