I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.