- Things You Think Only You Do

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.