I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Poop naked.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.