Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.