I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Poop naked.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.