When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Being fat

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.