Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Fart at home

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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misread flashlight

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.