Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

I have autofocus in my eyes.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.