before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.