I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.