DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
…
Next ›
Last »
I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
Putting your bra on your dogs dead
thumb_up
thumb_down
+13
When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+154
Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-80
WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
thumb_up
thumb_down
-65
Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
thumb_up
thumb_down
-55
having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+90
I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+42
you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
« First
‹ Prev
…
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.