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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.