When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I control water in the shower.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.