I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.