When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.