Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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wipe your hands on your pants

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.