Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.