Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.