I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.