Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.