I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.