You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

when you bleed you suck your own blood

I hit the frig after sex

Look at my poop before flushing

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.