I cant ride a bike

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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smoke marijuana

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.