I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.