Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Poo really loud

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.