See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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fap

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.