I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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misread dig bick

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.