Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

thumb_up thumb_down -59

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I click my teeth to music

thumb_up thumb_down +242

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +293

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

thumb_up thumb_down +21

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

thumb_up thumb_down -34

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,457

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.