I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.