I always cry when I pray.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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smoke marijuana

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Talk to my cat.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.