Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.