Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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being super bored at school

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I have a phobia of incest

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.