i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.