- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Brake for tail-gaters

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sleep in my underpants every single night

fap

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.