Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.