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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.