Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Play Minecraft

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.