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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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I pee in the shower.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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suck my own penis
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.