When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.