Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.