When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.