moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.