Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.