Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.