Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

This song will not come out of my head!

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.