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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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I chew my ice cream.
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.