Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Ur mum

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.