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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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i smoke weed all day.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.
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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.