it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.