i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I click my teeth to music

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.