I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Sitting down in the shower

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.