when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.