Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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blink

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.