When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.