when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.