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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.