when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.