I cant ride a bike

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I hate being called "buddy".

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

smoke marijuana

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.