When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.