Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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fap

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.