I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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being super bored at school

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Think about breathing...

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.