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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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misread dig bick
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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I control water in the shower.
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.