- Things You Think Only You Do

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I meow when my cat meows.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.