TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Only use the left earphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

thumb_up thumb_down -89

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

thumb_up thumb_down -56

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

thumb_up thumb_down +72

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

thumb_up thumb_down -86

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

thumb_up thumb_down +38

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

thumb_up thumb_down -110

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.