(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.