Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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blink

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.