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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.