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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.