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i smoke weed all day.
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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check shower for murder then pee
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.