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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Pee in the shower
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.