I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.