Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.