I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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misread dig bick

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.