When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.