Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Tear up when I poop

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.