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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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I **** with no hands.
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I really like taking shits.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)
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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.