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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.