Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

wipe your hands on your pants

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.