Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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sing in the shower

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.