Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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misread flashlight

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Play Minecraft

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.