rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.