R A P E Children

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.