Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I pee in the shower. :3

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.