When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.