Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.