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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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whale sperm
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.