I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.