like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.