Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.