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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I want to suck on your penis
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.
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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.