Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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listen to madonnas new album

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.