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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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sit in the shower
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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R A P E Children
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Pee in the shower
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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Think about breathing...
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.