Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.