Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Your mom

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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shag your mom

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Pee in the shower.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.