Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.