In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.