When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I eat ass

Pee in the shower

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.