I gotta get down of Friday

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.