when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.