Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.