I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.