When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Still record on VHS tapes.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Do somthing only you do

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.