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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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Sometimes I toot.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.