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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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I put big spaces in between comments
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.