Be a loner at school

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.