I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to rape that girl

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.