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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Breathe.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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I rape small children ;).
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misread dig bick
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.