Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.