When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I always think I have special powers

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.