I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.