- Things You Think Only You Do

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.