When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.