- Things You Think Only You Do

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Reading the terms of service :O....

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Take baths

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.