Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.