Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I never feel bored

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.