When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.