At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Poop naked.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I have seen a UFO

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.