i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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k. everyone

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Pee in the shower

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.