Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

shag your mom

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.