Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.