When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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shag your mom

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Being fat

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.