i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.