Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.