I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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humiliating little girls

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.