When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

I don't read the terms of service.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.