Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.