Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

R A P E Children

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.