When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.