whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.