When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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fap

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.