get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Pee in the shower

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.