Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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hate Justin Bieber

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.