Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I read the down voted posts

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.