Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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misread dig bick

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.