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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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Eat ice by itself
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.