Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.