I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.