Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.