eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I scratch and sniff.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.