Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.