Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

incognito mode on google chrome

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

When out I like to "people watch."

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.