When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.