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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Go outside and pee.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.