Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.