sing like a pro in da shower

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.