Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I never feel bored

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.