- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.