Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.