I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Your mom

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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being super bored at school

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.