Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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humiliating little girls

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.