When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Smoking in the shower.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Fart at home

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.