When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

fap

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.