Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Having gay sex

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

It's hot but I still have on covers

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Say what even when u heard someone

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Go for a 10 mile run.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.