Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.