When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Sitting down in the shower

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.