Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Peeing in the shower

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.