Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.