Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.