I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I have autofocus in my eyes.

laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to rape that girl

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.