If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.