Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Your mom

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.