I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.