collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Take off the ends of the banana (

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I hate being called "buddy".

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.