When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Breathe.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.