Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

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