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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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Sometimes I toot.
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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.