When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I eat ass

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Pee in the shower

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.