When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.