Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.