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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka
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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.