get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Pee in the shower

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.