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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.