When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.