In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.