Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.