Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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being super bored at shool

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.