When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Ur mum

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.