Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.