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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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Sometimes I toot.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.