I sleep in my underpants every single night

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.