When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.