My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.