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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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being super bored at shool
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.