.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.