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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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-67
When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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-77
sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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-79
Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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-55
Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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I ejaculate fire and glory
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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-69
being super bored at shool
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-53
Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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-51
resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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-34
Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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-38
sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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