I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.