Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I have never watched Star Wars.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.