When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.