Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.