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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.