Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Play Minecraft

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.