look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.