When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have a phobia of incest

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.