When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

I have a phobia of incest

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.