(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.