When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.