I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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being super bored at shool

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.