When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.