Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.