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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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I sleep in the nude.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.