My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.