- Things You Think Only You Do

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

laziness .... its all in the mind

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.