Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I **** with no hands.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Play Minecraft

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.