Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.