Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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sit in the shower

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.