Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.