Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.