Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.