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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Take baths

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.