Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.