I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Watch the same movies over and over

I meow when my cat meows.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.