Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.