When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I always cry when I pray.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Be a loner at school

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.