wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I want to suck on your penis

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.