I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.