Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.