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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.