I mean Diana Ross.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.