in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.