Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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suck my own penis

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.