Breathe.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.