wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Poo really loud

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.