No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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k. everyone

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.