make food scream if i chop them up.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.