I eat ass

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

sneeze without closing my eyes

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.