when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Pee in the shower

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

humiliating little girls

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I used to eat bath bubbles

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.