Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Make up a song to yourself.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.