I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.