shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Sometimes I toot.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.