I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I read the down voted posts

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.