Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

thumb_up thumb_down +11

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

thumb_up thumb_down -181

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

thumb_up thumb_down +69

hallo

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -9

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.