Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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R A P E Children

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.