I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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sing like a pro in da shower

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Made after doomsday plans

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.