turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.