I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.