If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.