Tried to suck ur own penis

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Go outside and pee.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.