Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.