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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.