Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.