When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.