When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.