Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.