sing in the shower

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.