see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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i use dental dams

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.