There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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ASMR

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.