poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Made after doomsday plans

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.