On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Pee in the shower.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.