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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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only read the short jokes on this website
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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.