Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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penis

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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conundrum.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.