I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Be a loner at school

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.