Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Breathe.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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suck my own penis

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.