Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.