Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.