Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

masturbate quietly in my room.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.