when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.