Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -37

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

thumb_up thumb_down -22

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

thumb_up thumb_down -94

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.