I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.