Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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misread flashlight

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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R A P E Children

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.