Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.