Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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being super bored at shool

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.