draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.