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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.