When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.