Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Take baths

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.