turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I put salt on buttered toast...

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.