pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I read the down voted posts

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.