never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Poop naked.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.