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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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whale sperm
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.