I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I meow when my cat meows.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.