i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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jack off

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.