the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.