Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Sometimes I toot.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.