I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

draw the sun at the corner of the page

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.