I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.