the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I always think I have special powers

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

When out I like to "people watch."

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.