Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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conundrum.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.