When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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fap

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.