I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.