Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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shag your mom

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.