if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Mayada stupid

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.