I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.