When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.