I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Eat ice by itself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.