Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.