Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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i smoke weed all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.