I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.