Play as both sides on fifa

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

thumb_up thumb_down -107

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

thumb_up thumb_down -113

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

thumb_up thumb_down -121

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -71

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

thumb_up thumb_down -158

hate Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -95

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

thumb_up thumb_down -56

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.