I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.