I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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i smoke weed all day.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Peeing in the shower

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.