Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I eat ass

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.