When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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fart

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.