I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Take baths

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Peeing in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.