I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Breathe.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.