Think about breathing...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.