hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I really like taking shits.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Dancing while hoovering

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Being fat

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.