Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.