Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.