if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Mayada stupid

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.