open the fridge A eat food B think

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

I eat ass

make food scream if i chop them up.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

The older I get the more honest I get

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.