Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I know how to type a ¿

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.