Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.