Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.