I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.