I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.