I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.