Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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make south park refferences every day

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.