shag your mom

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.