Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.