When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I hit the frig after sex

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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penis

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.