When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.