One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.