Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Pee in the shower

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

sing in the shower

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.