Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Pee in the shower

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.