I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.