I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

get bored so I fist myself for money

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.