Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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R A P E Children

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.