While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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speak proper english

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.