Your mom

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.