When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

thumb_up thumb_down -26

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

thumb_up thumb_down -116

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +426

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.