Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I was the real Stig...

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Look at my poop before flushing

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.