open the fridge A eat food B think

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I eat ass

thumb_up thumb_down -55

make food scream if i chop them up.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

thumb_up thumb_down +754

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I used to eat bath bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,520

The older I get the more honest I get

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.