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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Give your neighbors names from movies.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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I have a phobia of incest
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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.