I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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jack off

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.