When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.