Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.