Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Having gay sex

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.