go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.