hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Eat ice by itself

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.