when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I **** with no hands.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I piss in the bed every night

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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fap

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.