When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I piss in the bed every night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.