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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I cant ride a bike
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.