pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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whale sperm

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Only use the left earphone.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.