draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.