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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.