Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.