When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.