only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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suck my own penis

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.