Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.