pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.