you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.