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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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hallo
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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-44
make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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