Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Think about breathing...

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.