blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I control water in the shower.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.