I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I have seen a UFO

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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My parents are annoying.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.