Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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get really confused

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.