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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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I rape small children ;).
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blow nose. look at kleenex.
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.