Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

I really like taking shits.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.