I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.