I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Make up a song to yourself.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.