Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.