When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.