I hate being called "buddy".

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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being super bored at shool

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.