Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Play Minecraft

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.