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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.