Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I piss in the bed every night

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.