I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.