I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Do somthing only you do

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.