When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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i smoke weed all day.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.