Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Picking my nose.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.