Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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sit in the shower

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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humiliating little girls

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.