Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.