When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.