think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.