when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Pee in the shower

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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humiliating little girls

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.