Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.