When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.