go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.