When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.