When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.