Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

I have never watched Star Wars.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

misread dig bick

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.