Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.