I apologize, when i bump against things.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

I really enjoy self-pity.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.