When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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sit in the shower

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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i smoke weed all day.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.