eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Watch the same movies over and over

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misread flashlight

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.