When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.