think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.