Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Breathe.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

suck my own penis

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.