Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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misread dig bick

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.