I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

I mean Diana Ross.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

i smoke weed all day.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I can see a magic eye image

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.