I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.