when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.