when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Dancing while hoovering

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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blink

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Being fat

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.