Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.