I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.