I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.