watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.