When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I click my teeth to music

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.