When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.