I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

thumb_up thumb_down -140

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I think about other women when having sex

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

thumb_up thumb_down -117

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.