feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I know how to type a ¿

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.