You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.