Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Take baths

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.