when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.