Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.