Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.