Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

My parents are annoying.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.