when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.