Say what even when u heard someone

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.