If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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suck my own penis

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.