Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Look at my poop before flushing

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I ejaculate fire and glory

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.