Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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shag your mom

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.