When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.