I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.