Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.