When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.