When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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This song will not come out of my head!

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.