Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I **** with no hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.