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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.