when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.