I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.