I have autofocus in my eyes.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.