play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.