I have autofocus in my eyes.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.