Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.