Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.