when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.