I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.