Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.