Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.