I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.