Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.