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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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smoke marijuana

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Talk to my cat.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.