Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Breathe.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.