When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Courtesy flush.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.