Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

I really enjoy self-pity.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.