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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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sit in the shower
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.