thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Pee in the shower

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.