I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.