I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

I talk to myself when I'm alone

chew on the side of my teeth

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.