When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.