Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.