At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.