Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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fall asleep in the shower.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Sometimes I toot.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.