when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Think of numbers as male or female.

i smoke weed all day.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.