At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.