Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Poo really loud

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.