Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.