I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I have autofocus in my eyes.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to rape that girl

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.