watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Do somthing only you do

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.