Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.