Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.