Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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R A P E Children

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.