Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Pee in the shower

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.