Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.