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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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My parents are annoying.
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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I click my teeth to music
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pick your nose and eat it
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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.