At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Having gay sex

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Tear up when I poop

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.