When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.