I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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i smoke weed all day.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I can see a magic eye image

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.