Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I used to eat bath bubbles

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.