Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Think about breathing...

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.