Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Having gay sex

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.