Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.