Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Breathe.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.