I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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being super bored at school

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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R A P E Children

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.