When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I have a phobia of incest

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.