When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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speak proper english

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.