Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Think about breathing...

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Made after doomsday plans

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.