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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.