hate Justin Bieber

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.