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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.