Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.