Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.