When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.