Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.