Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Breathe.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.