You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.