Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.