You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Make up a song to yourself.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.