Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Go outside and pee.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.