when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.