While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.