When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.