get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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get really confused

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.