Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

masturbate quietly in my room.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I meow when my cat meows.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.