I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.