I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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pick your nose and eat it

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.