I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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speak proper english

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.