Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Think about breathing...

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.