THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Look at my poop before flushing

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.