I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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make south park refferences every day

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.