When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I click my teeth to music

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.