When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.