Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.