act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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shag your mom

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Do somthing only you do

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.