Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sitting down in the shower

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.