I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

speak proper english

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

I sleep in the nude.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.