Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.