Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I read the down voted posts

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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jack off

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.