At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Sometimes I toot.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Having gay sex

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Tear up when I poop

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.