I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I cant ride a bike

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.