i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Talk to my cat.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.