I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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i smoke weed all day.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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suck my own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.