I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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only read the short jokes on this website

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Dancing while hoovering

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.