Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

speak proper english

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.