I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.