I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.