Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.