Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.