Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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get really confused

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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blink

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Vote for the other guy

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.