When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.