When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.