Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.