I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Peeing in the shower

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.