Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I really enjoy self-pity.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.