when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.