Giving my dog a massage.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Courtesy flush.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I have seen a UFO

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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misread dig bick

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.