Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

thumb_up thumb_down

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -102

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

thumb_up thumb_down +122

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

thumb_up thumb_down +1,645

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

thumb_up thumb_down +229

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I chew around the center of carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.