Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I chew my ice cream.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Mayada stupid

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.