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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.