Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Courtesy flush.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.