Justin Beiber is a woman

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I push the door open with my stomach

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.