put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Play Minecraft

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Think about breathing...

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.