When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.