Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.