when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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humiliating little girls

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.