When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.