Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.