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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.