I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I always cry when I pray.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.