When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.