Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.