do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.