if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.