Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.