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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.