singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

check shower for murder then pee

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.