when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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sing in the shower

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.