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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Still record on VHS tapes.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.