I laugh easier when im with someone

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Set Fire to the Rain

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.