stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.