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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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being super bored at shool
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.