Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.