Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.