Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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i smoke weed all day.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.