In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.