dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.