I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.