Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.