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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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im going to rape that girl
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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.