- Things You Think Only You Do

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Be a loner at school

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Sitting next to a banana called James

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.