recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Pee in the shower

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I eat ass

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.