In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.