Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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fap

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always cry when I pray.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.