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wipe your hands on your pants
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.