Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Having gay sex

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.