When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.