Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.