Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.