Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.