See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.