Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.