When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I hit the frig after sex

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.