Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.