When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I **** with no hands.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.