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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Brake for tail-gaters
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.