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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.