singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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check shower for murder then pee

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.