I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Eat ice by itself

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

being super bored at shool

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.