Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.