in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Pee in the shower

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

My parents are annoying.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.