when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.