Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.