Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Say what even when u heard someone

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.