I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

shag your mom

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.