i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.