Justin Beiber is a woman

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.