Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.