When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.