Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.