When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.