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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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I **** with no hands.
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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.