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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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R A P E Children
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Having gay sex
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.