I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I refuse to forward chain letters

fap

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Poo really loud

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.