Sitting down in the shower

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

I mean Diana Ross.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.