shag your mom

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Do somthing only you do

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.