arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.