When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.