Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Poop naked.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.