when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.