I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.