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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim
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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.