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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.