I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Be a loner at school

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.