I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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only read the short jokes on this website

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.