Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I scratch and sniff.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I hate being called "buddy".

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.