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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.