When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.