in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Pee in the shower

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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My parents are annoying.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.