Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.