I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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speak proper english

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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look at bins as i walk past them

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.