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I read the down voted posts
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Reading the terms of service :O....
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.