I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.