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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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I click my teeth to music
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.