whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.