Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Courtesy flush.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.