Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.