Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.