If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.