Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I was the real Stig...

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.