Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.