Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Pee in the shower

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.