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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Smoking in the shower.
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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.