Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.