Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I control water in the shower.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.