When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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sing in the shower

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.