When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.