I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

fap

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.