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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.