I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

k. everyone

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

conundrum.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

blow nose. look at kleenex.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.