Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Poop naked.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.