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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.