Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

conundrum.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

I eat food when i'm bored..

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

This song will not come out of my head!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.