Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

whale sperm

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.