When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I pee in the shower.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.