Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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conundrum.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.