Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I push the door open with my stomach

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.