Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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check shower for murder then pee

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.