Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.