Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

hate Justin Bieber

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

i smoke weed all day.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.