Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

fap

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.