Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.