thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.