When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have a phobia of incest

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.