i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.