When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.