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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Think about breathing...
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.