When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

hallo

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

thumb_up thumb_down -111

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

thumb_up thumb_down -151

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

thumb_up thumb_down

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

thumb_up thumb_down +320

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.