Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.