join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Courtesy flush.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.