Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.