When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Picking my nose.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.