When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.