Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I put salt on buttered toast...

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.