Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

fall asleep in the shower.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.