close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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thumb down this post

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I never feel bored

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Poo really loud

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.