When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

I pee in the shower. :3

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.