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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Talk to my cat.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.