Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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speak proper english

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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ASMR

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.