When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.