When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I **** with no hands.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.