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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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misread dig bick
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.