I laugh easier when im with someone

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.