I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Eat ice by itself

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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being super bored at shool

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.