When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.