Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Eat ice by itself

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Go outside and pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.