I have never watched Star Wars.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.