Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.