When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.