Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think about breathing...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.