When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Fart at home

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I read the down voted posts

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.