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I hold my breath in elevators
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Pee in the shower.
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.