Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.