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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.