Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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whale sperm

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.