I used to eat bath bubbles

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.