sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.