Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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fap

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.