I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.