stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.