I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

speak proper english

I was not born in the country I am living in now

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

look at bins as i walk past them

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.