When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I really enjoy self-pity.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.