flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.