I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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humiliating little girls

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.