Set Fire to the Rain

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Take baths

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

I have seen a UFO

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

listen to madonnas new album

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.