See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

suck my own penis

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I don't read the terms of service.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

make south park refferences every day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.