pick your nose and eat it

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.