DIY LOL
Car Failures
Funny Exams
Japan is Weird
Republican Equals
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
…
Next ›
Last »
Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-47
Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
thumb_up
thumb_down
-98
I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-75
Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
thumb_up
thumb_down
-75
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-71
thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
thumb_up
thumb_down
-76
If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+691
« First
‹ Prev
…
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.