I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.