Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.