Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.