check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.