Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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ASMR

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.