play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

draw the sun at the corner of the page

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.