use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.