When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.